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Can we please usher in a new grunge era? And by grunge I just mean making it ok to wear the same things over & over again.
They say you should do one thing that scares you everyday so I just checked my voicemail.
"I don't floss, I just use my fingernails as toothpicks. I mean isn't that why the human animal has fingernails?" - dad.
"Did u know you were a lesbian in hischool?" "Uh, I'm not a lesbian & I try to avoid using that word in bathrooms." #bisexualproblems
"A 2009 survey of six Ontario campuses showed 53 per cent of post-secondary students feel overwhelmed by anxiety, 54 per cent felt hopeless
what doesn't kill you, gives you post-traumatic stress disorder.
Same Dress Every Night off the album Apologies To The Queen Laundry
Imagine having sex with the Art Attack guy?
Oh god its just so impossible to not be insufferable on Twitter.
attempted switch from twitter abstinence to twitter harm reduction.
See someone write 'anyone else suffering from insomnia this fine evening?', think 'bitch please it's only 1 am"
This is very #crazycatlady of me but: my mum called & put my cat on the phone. Talked to the cat & he head-bumped the phone whenever I spoke
Just started using tumblr soon after my good friend did. Was afraid she'd think I was copying her. Then I remembered she's not 10 years old.
"My favourite kind of tweeting is putting things I said in quotes and having plausible deniability that someone other than me said them."
It's important to take risks in life, like "liking" the facebook statuses of people you barely know or haven't talked to in years at 2am.
Not sure why there's a picture of Amy Poehler in image search results for "rudolph iceberg" or why I'm googling this in the first place.
Queering Rudolph: Subversive Misfit Resistance In Santa's Fascist Empire