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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Making new game called sad birds, you have to launch the birds into their jobs.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    I feel like Canada has out produced America by creating more funny, hot girls who drink a lot, this is bullshit, I'm moving north,

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    people who die from anorexia impress me, do u have any idea how hard it is to starve yourself to death, that's a shit fuck ton of will power

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    I know i'm sexy as shit...if not, why would life be fucking me all the time?

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Any girl out their who wants to date me...i can promise you one thing...you will die skinny because i cannot afford to feed you.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Vaginas are Aphrodisiacs...you should eat them before sex,

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Fergie is pregnant.


    In other news someone had sex with Fergie.

    In other news Fergie is a women.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    New studies show that alcohol and coffee are making me awesome

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Anal...a shitty way to avoid pregnancy.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    What does a squirrel and a transvestite have in common, unfortunately, i found out, they are both really good at hiding their nuts from you

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Bigfoot, stop being such a dick and hold still for a picture

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Why is barrista a word...fuck you, make my coffee coffee maker

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    DM's have a limit? Twitter...why are you trying to limit my creepiness?

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Whoever invented twitter was a genius, he realized we are all emotionally children and just want stars from teacher, someone validate me

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    I need a little foreplay before I get fucked this hard...me at the gas pump

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    When I told my father I wanted to be a professional mime he said "Never, ever speak to me again."

    I can't believe how supportive he is.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    Fuck this...I'm moving to Canada,

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    I wonder if animals look down on Kangaroos & other marsupials like we look down on ppl who wear fanny packs.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    If women could parallel park, the world would be a very different place...men would have less parking spots.

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  • andreikdeleon
      andreik @andreikdeleon

    "i've been sticking to my new diet, alcohol at night and coffee in the morning, you're going to be skinny as fuck" me to me

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@andreikdeleon

@andreikdeleon

Prison guard. I tell jokes exclusively at open mics. Open mic tour, forever. http://favstar.fm/users/andreikdeleon