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Nick Clegg has very deftly dealt with the leadership threat to him by ensuring there are NO OTHER LIB DEM MPS.
We could avoid all this unpleasantness if only Attenborough would do the decent thing and change his name by deed poll to Boaty McBoatyFace.
Tomorrow TfL unveil their new Olympics preparation posters, consisting simply of the word 'FLEE' against a backdrop of skulls.
1. Email self
2. Get pathetically excited when I see a little (1) in inbox
3. Find email is from me
4. Repeat tomorrow
Ah, April 1st. Literally the most dangerous morning of the year for a QI researcher. Have already favourited 6 tweets then said 'Hang ON.'
"You going to see Magic Mike XXL?" "Are you kidding? I haven't even seen the first 29 Magic Mike films yet."
"Hey guys! I'm about to be martyred: can you please copy me into the correspondence on how you're going to do it?"
- Saint Francis of a cc
"Where should it go?"
"Just put it next to the save button"
"But it's the print button, won't that lead to..."
"Bob, people aren't idiots"
This Guardian Long Read about how @BootsUK went mad is grim, terrifying and superbly researched. Well worth a read. http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/13/how-boots-went-rogue?CMP=share_btn_tw …
Heard in the QI office:
Anna: "Oh my god, a python's been found dead after swallowing a..."
James and Andy: "Oh my god, Palin or Jones?"
QI Elf, Private Eye journalist, panellist on No Such Thing As A Fish (@QIPodcast), and performer in @AustenImpro and @folieimpro. All views nonsense.
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