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Tomorrow TfL unveil their new Olympics preparation posters, consisting simply of the word 'FLEE' against a backdrop of skulls.
"I love the smell of librarian in the morning". #replaceawordwithlibrarian
Private Eye is out today! Buy it now, or get the catch-up service by watching Channel 4 News three weeks from now!
Movie Idea: "Teen Woolf". Michael J Fox plays the young Virginia Woolf in this poignant depiction of love and loss. Also, she's a werewolf.
Take Musical Chairs. Remove all chairs but one. Kill 90% of the players. You now have Game of Thrones.
Twerking began/ In nineteen ninety-three/ (which was rather soon for me)/ - Between the end of George Bush I/ And the Wu-Tang's first LP.
For those of you who like categorisation, Wikipedia's "List of Individual Dogs" is a masterpiece: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs …
The new powers promised to Scotland include: Power of Invisibility, Power of Christ Compels You, Power of Love (orig. Huey Lewis).
The Suffragettes only had one natural enemy, of course, which was the Suffrasharks.
For sale: John Lennon's widow. £40 ONO.
'If you do use the Underground over the next month, we'll know about it. And we'll go apeshit. For Christ's sake, just stay at home.' #tfl
QI Elf, Private Eye journalist, panellist on No Such Thing As A Fish - The QI Podcast, and performer in @AustenImpro and @folieimpro. All views nonsense.