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brutally arrange flowers
the respect you get for not having kids
"I would kill myself if I couldn't be a mindless consumer" - mindless consumer
"the Burger King of weed"
iced coffee and candy breakfast
love the police
"let's be professional" means "let's be totally full of shit"
fuck it I'm getting candy from whole foods
gonna eat this burrito in the dark
if you hear me laughing, I'm probably thinking about stabbing myself in the face