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I just saw a Facebook status that said "It's Dave Matthews Band season" and now my day is ruined.
I just defended cats over dogs and someone asked "Have you ever had a dog?" and I said "Yeah, I've had 3" to make my point sound more valid.
There's nothing like Opening Day in baseball. One of my favorite days of the year.
Ryan Howard (the baseball player) is on The Office tonight. I wish Ryan Howard (The Office character) was gonna be on too!
"Announcement that you made that will startle your parents." "Hypothetically speaking, I'm a homosexual." *zoom in on Steve Harvey's face*
Hey everybody, thanks for posting post-blizzard pictures on your social media. My house doesn't have windows so I can't look outside myself.
In the beginning of The Santa Clause, Charlie is sort of a turd. Lighten up kid, your dad is Tim Allen!
Delaware legalized same-sex marriage. Maybe that state isn't so bad after all.
A 4-game sweep of the Astros. I would have been disappointed with anything less.