OH: "Two Android users walked into a bar... ...and walked out again because the beer wasn't free".

Commuters beware-colleague was tripped up by stranger, who then stole his iPhone from pocket while "helping up". Pls RT. CC @my6percent

Quick #iosdev tip - how to dismiss keyboard from anywhere using nil targeted actions and the responder chain: http://t.co/1SqkEhs8

Excellent iOS device support matrix by @empiricalmagic & @pencilstudio http://t.co/F5aIXh2m Will pin up dead-tree copy next to workstation

I take it all back. Ice Cream Sandwich is incredible! ;-) #wwdc http://t.co/N552OHQi

OH: "Big Data is anything that crashes Excel"

Dear Microsoft, I Just had to search the web to figure out how to shutdown a Windows 8 PC. REALLY??!! thxbye, Andrew

Does anyone know of any UK-based iOS developers who have experience of writing GPS tracking apps like Strava and Endomondo, or similar?

Fact: if you refresh http://t.co/aktBrZU2 enough times, you *will* get a 404 periodically. I know, because I've tried. #wwdc

Microsoft won't pay WP7 app devs until Feb 11. Oops. http://tinyurl.com/2up2vl4

Interesting Nielsen study on app popularity across platforms: http://tinyurl.com/2g5ggnw

@pilky also, if Apple apologise for #icloud - it's probably worth flying to San Francisco just for that ;)

If Apple do come out with an iWatch, you can bet your bottom dollar Samsung will ship a cheap clone with a 6" screen.

Seems native app developers are still very much in demand. Strange to think app development used to be a real niche.  http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/appsblog/2012/dec/03/average-app-developer-70k-salary …

The Flow - Programming in Ecstasy. Brilliant piece. I find the Pomodoro Technique is great at creating this state.  http://psygrammer.com/2011/02/10/the-flow-programming-in-ecstasy/ …

@startupbritain "Cash is King" - do cashflow forecasts from day one.

Apple really mangled autorotation in iOS6-broken for even template projects if you enable Upside Down under Supported Interface Orientations

Insightful and at times amusing account of a hands-on session with Microsoft Surface  http://www.marco.org/2012/10/26/an-alternate-universe … It's not looking good is it?

Fellow iOS developers try this: pretend you are frustrated customer, click support link for your app(s) in App Store. How do you feel now?

Fellow iOS developers, you owe it to yourself to read this blog: http://t.co/Xvnf4zdM (by @tewha) it's really good, up there with the best.