dear kid rock, get fucked.

This is pretty awesome.

http://t.co/7M8KU5Qi

@eye_like_sharx @darth I think we’d be cool with that as long as you keep making Vines at the level you have been!

“@darth: @eye_like_sharx jess you should go pro is that at thing VINE PRO because damn”

Seconding this… should we do a kickstarter?

@aggiecher “wobbly wood” was my nickname in high school.

#notreally

@eye_like_sharx if I can get a pic of a live one we’ll get @darth to make a gif of you petting it. pretty much the same as being there!

@aggiecher HA! Here's an ND fan watching the game: pic.twitter.com/3btiPp1x

@earfdae @eye_like_sharx wait - that actually works? always thought that was BS...

#themoreyouknow

@dgaken how accurate is this…

her: i want a dog.
you: ugh…
her: you can give it a goofy baseball name like fenway bark.
you: lets do this.

Someone needs to make a crying Jim Leyland twitter account. I'm too lazy.

@darth "2) I suck at keeping the phone straight." ... ladies.

@darth @eye_like_sharx first one to use a “Russian” = “rushing” pun loses all Twitter credibility.

Just saw my first live armadillo. It's about fucking time.

“85” by Youngbloodz is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/QK5JY9cf

oh, you know, just drunk & posting on twitter while watching adventureland for the 30th time…

@eye_like_sharx as we all should.

@eye_like_sharx wow… whole new level of strange + awesome in this vine.

@eye_like_sharx … umm… was that a pizza-penis?

so, even though I normally torment her, this is the day I concede that @aggiecher is a wonderful person who I hope has a great birthday.

@aggiecher I’m most of the way to 31 already too :(