@mirrorfootball Carra would have buried that.

The brilliant @teamgb have 628,472 followers. The inspirational @paralympicsgb only have 35,736. You know what to do.

RT @krs133: I haven't previously heard the expression "housing mobility" used to describe the forcible removal of people from their homes.

AHAHAHA! Just in from Sunderland: #BNP's 'Truth Truck' has become wedged beneath a low bridge. #EDL http://t.co/uqCGrroZ via @twitpic

Dad sews Wonder Woman costume for girl invited to party where boys had to dress as superheros & girls as princesses http://t.co/MnL1wTt

RT @emmined: RT @dustsister: BEST #SLUTWALK PLACARD>> "YO DORRIES. WE SAID NO TO BOYS BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN." (via @kit_withnail)

The #Rotherham #UKIP Case - Will Nigel Farage and Michael Gove now apologise?  http://wp.me/p1TFnb-A7  via @wordpressdotcom

Jesus H Christ! RT @politic_animal: The Bible, with foreword by Michael Gove: http://t.co/m2HDIWoW #NotMakingThisUp

MT @saggydaddy: MT @ecolabs: BREAKING: 50k Ppl Occupying Wall St. Twitter blocking #OccupyWallStreet from trending globally. #TakeWallStreet

Pickles is a joke RT @sophiebryce: RT @kgmollison: I love Eric Pickles saying a Mansion Tax would hit many "ordinary middle-class families."

“Axe the bedroom tax” protest takes place in London. By @noslenp - @demotix News  http://www.demotix.com/news/1921418/axe-bedroom-tax-protest-takes-place-london … great pics here #bedroomtax

RT @bear_faced_lady: RT @glinner: This @sun_politics tweet has since been deleted http://yfrog.com/klypnrj (via @veryjonesy)

RT @bear_faced_lady: RT @mount_st_nobody RT @respros Can't afford libraries. Can afford war.

ATOS tell woman with mental age of 3 yrs to get a job (not satire - please share)  http://wp.me/p1U04a-4ou  via @thomaspride

Hey @aidanburleymp what do you reckon so far? All this inclusive equality crap getting too much for you? Not enough Empire and slavery?

Mixed race woman. Ginger bloke. African immigrant. Aiden Burley hates this. C'MON MO. MAKE IT THREE.

Rastamouse five times more likely to be stopped and searched than Fingermouse http://t.co/7qho3110 via @newsthump

How the NHS censored a child to spare a minister's blushes - alt.adrianshort http://t.co/EKU0a90o via @adrianshort

Nick Clegg pledges to oppose some government plans right up until the local elections are over http://t.co/k4IMQVeA via @newsthump

http://t.co/BuMeh1je If you haven't seen this @boycottworkfare @cost_lo @thethirdestate @shivmalik1 @sunny_hundal @bengoldacre @caitlinmoran