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I'm never more paralyzed with indecision than when I have to decide if I'm supposed to hug someone.
Hey lady, you looking fine doin that housework, but your back muscles be looking all knotted up. Luckily I'm a massage-onist.
You know when you've known someone so long it's embarrassing to admit you don't know their name? Does anyone know my wife's name?
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76 more followers until I reach 18,000 then all the girls who rejected me in high school will see what a HUGE mistake they made
Not sure if the guy I like likes me so I'm gonna get naked & yell DO YOU WANNA TOUCH MY BODY OR DO I GROSS YOU OUT HURRY UP I'M IN MY 30's
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