Find me a better job title than this, Twitter. I bet you some biscuits you can't: http://t.co/b4S4CFq (via @ereuben)

Tip: If and when Duffy's 'Mercy' gets stuck in your head, replace the words "begging you for mercy" with "Krishnan Guru-Murthy".

This is brilliant - The Stone Roses on University Challenge http://t.co/aewfqVI7 (via @chrisunlimited)

Poor cliff... http://t.co/Y5Lm8HDQ

Dave Grohl ejects fan for fighting. Best bit is when he goes back into the song like nothing happened. http://t.co/CYQSroU

Get a room, you two... http://t.co/fbtt6PEU (via @alex_france1)

BEADY EYE?! RT @conormcnicholas: Dude. Who wants to see the running order for tonight? RT @rsimpson_ @conormcnicholas http://t.co/fqgiqHqf

Peanuts comic strips with the final panel removed become really tragic: http://t.co/WgP855i

This is making my head hurt - Losing My Religion digitally reworked into a major scale:  http://vimeo.com/24939206  (via @duncangeere)

Compilation in aid of Japan feat Kode9, Fink, Emika, Nightwave (aka 8Bitch) Daisuke Tanabe and more out tomorrow: http://www.nihonkizuna.com

Oh god, I love the internet so much. Imagine if it hadn't been invented and I'd never seen this? http://youtu.be/_5bQ3YlxrUo

Amazing - after the tsunami, one Japanese newspaper continued to publish handwritten by its staff: http://bit.ly/fp6VeS

This is amazing RT @rhodri: A friend can pick up wireless mics on his home sound system from the local club. Listen. http://t.co/xqrgLh4U

This Radio 4 documentary on British electronic music of the 50s and 60s is well worth a listen: http://t.co/fS769aTe

This is interesting, @blockheadnyc on being hired to lend a popstar some 'edge' (who went on to become Lana Del Rey) http://t.co/MpXo06ch

It's alright, everyone. http://t.co/N9fycGm

Tesco profits are down, its CEO just said "this new phenomenon of the internet" on BBC Breakfast. These things may be connected.

Chilly Gonzales would like to piano battle Jools Holland into retirement. Book him on Later immediately! http://t.co/RXBak2oA

Trying to work out what occasion this greetings card is designed for http://t.co/ivHj6mIV

Fox News has peaked; None of its presenters can top this: http://t.co/Jks3UdOA (via @chrisunlimited)