Whenever I hear someone say mention "Chippendales" I automatically think "Rescue Rangers"

When in doubt, sit behind tall people. Professors won't see you playing on your phone.

I'll take a cute girl who likes hockey over a Victoria's Secret model any day.

Girls that can talk hockey > everything else.

I finally figured out how to tell the Sedins apart! Henrik has a... No, I mean Daniel... Wait... Shit.

I just opened internet explorer. I feel like dust will spew out of my computer at any moment.

I wish I could say the majority of LA fans were classy, polite, and respectful. I really, really wish I could say that without lying.

At this rate the players and owners won't talk again until next year!

I just had to explain what Instagram was and how it works to my mom. Old people and technology don't mix.

I wonder if Adele's baby will be as depressing as she is.

On my way home I saw a guy wearing an old gold/purple Kings jersey with BRYANT 24 on the back. Really?

Great to hear @jabs_13 is making progress! Keep it up, bud!

Officially part of the iPhone club!

Hitch, make my might and just drop an F-bomb right into the mic next time they talk to you.

@teala Either way, she's been around the league, so to speak.

Can't believe all the racist tweets targeted at Joel Ward. People should be ashamed of themselves. You're all disgraces to true hockey fans.

I wish I could get payed to watch hockey. I'm good at that.

True fans never leave a game early, regardless of the score.

Can they Shanaban referees?

From now on I'm gonna call all my to-do lists "hit lists" because it sounds so much cooler.