@titusandronicus well you know what they say ol boy. Its still us against them #fuckracism

@bjaofficial @arnettwill @roblowe @rainnwilson @justinbieber @markhoppus @barackobama #happybirthdayandrew

Im having a party for my 1000th tweet and you're all invited

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If you haven't guessed I am in tip your waitress hear our awful(ly good) music on  http://tipyourwaitress.bandcamp.com 

Will you all go to winterball with me? If you don't respond ill take that as a yes

I wish it wasn't January

"@mikedrucker: How great would it have been if Biden closed with, "Happy Coming Out Day" and kissed Paul Ryan?" PERFECT

CHILDISH GAMBINO

@mikedrucker are we friends now?

I love @mikedrucker he gets it

"Lover" by Les Brown. What is there to say! I know you all know this tune and I bet a silver dollar you all love Mr. Les Brown! I sure do!

"Jumpin' At The Woodside" I imagine that's about one KINKY lumberjack! I bet he's a sweat heart once you get to know him though

It finally happened I surpassed everyone intellectually except for @gilbsicle47

WOW! Oh my Graceland! "Joshua" by Edward Davern! Obviously mr. Davern and Josh have a murky history!

"Puttin' On The Ritz" What a tune! Wow! Don't you just want to get your rocks off to that!? I sure do! Oooooo SO smooth!

"One O'Clock Jump" Jeesum crow doesn't that song just make you want to SHAG? Lots of laughs! Pardon my Spanglish

"Back Bay Shuffle" where do I begin! What a GREAT number! Wow! Aren't I horny!

OMG! I'm sorry I meant Tony Pastor. You know how you get when you listen to too much swing jazz! Well there's no such thing as too much! LOL

The BBC big band orchestra's collection "music from the war years" is brilliant and so reflective of the time. And I beat off to it