@angelan's (angela n.) most faved Tweets...
My heart used to melt when 2-yr-old nephew said "Bye bye. I love you." Then I learned he says the same thing to dog poop before it's scooped
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My oldest friend just married the man of her dreams. His kindness & loyalty make up for the fact that he is not the bassist from Duran Duran
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National Geographic exhibit was nice, but if it were *my* necropolis, I'd have 6,000 terra cotta kittens.
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went to spa with bride and fellow bridesmaids. Got honey almond facial. Now have overwhelming urge to eat my own face.
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The cat licked his own butt. Then he barfed. I want to feel sorry for him, but, come on, what did he think was gonna happen?
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bought a cat toy that chirps like a bird every time it's shaken. The bumpy bus ride home was slightly embarrassing.
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"Dancing queen, Young & sweet, Only seventeen." That this is a 71-yr-old man's favorite song is not weird at all. Right? http://is.gd/1nyF
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dreamt I was at Olympic Figure Skating Karate. Winning program was choreographed to Salt N Pepa's "Push It." Exciting, but a little bloody.
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http://twitpic.com/10pcc3 - Remember what Cornwall dd to Gloucester n Kng Lear? Evl cat dd that to the keyboard.
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spent all week offering coworkers these treats from my trip, but had very few takers. Fine, more Chongqing Strange-Taste Horsebeans for me!
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View from our room in Hong Kong. It's Friday morning here. Helloooo from the future. - Pic: http://bkite.com/276c7
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The second act, Crocodiles, were terrific. Stereogum accurately says they sound "like Velvet Underground swinging Jesus and Mary Chain."
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colleague who sits near office fridge says the most common question she gets isn't "how are you" but rather "does this smell rotten to you?"
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Jon Stewart says 50% of IL governors end up in jail, but only 48% of murderers end up in jail for their crime. Make the smart choice, kids
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