@ggdarcy  http://yfrog.com/o0o47zpj  It totally looks like they could be holding hands!

I started to ask myself "what would twitter do?" and then I just went ahead and poured the wine.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror...I fear something terrible has happened.

Selling a 16 month old HTC G2 (slide out keyboard!) for $200. Works well, 8 GB SD, minor scratches. @ for details. (please RT!)

Best use I've seen for a Stephenie Meyer book: http://t.co/HlUAAaXx

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

@ggdarcy @itsaleslie that's just straight up evil. He's good at this.

Cosplay: You are doing it right  http://tmblr.co/Zii0ayZuM8Nk 

It's depressing to think that people can't marry who they want, just because of the gender of the person they love.

Dear KC drivers: get off my ass. You don't know me like that.

Fellow Kansans: Are you ready for the zombies? http://t.co/bKZpwmpj

Selling my white MyTouch 3G Slide. @ or DM me for details. #KC #tmobile #buymyphone

So be kind, people.

@wilw way too much foreplay?

Sweet fuck, why would you choose "Alone Again" as your dating site handle?

I do rather like Jennifer Lopez having to congratulate someone else on a best song. Because I'm mean. #goldenglobes

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I think it should be part of customer service training for grocery store clerks to not call a woman ma'am unless she's gone grey.

@beeclef @crazyauntpurl There's some magical land where being plump and pasty is the sexiest ever and I want to live there.

Does anyone else have problems adjusting to the fact that they're a grownup? I keep trying to refer to myself as a girl.