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Chimaira’s This Present Darkness goes well with small children asking for candy.
Netflix suggestions really force you to take a hard look at the person you’ve become.
Sweet, sweet central air. Nectar of the gods.
Half asleep this morning I renamed my bike Banana Muffin then realized it’s a better nickname for my hoo-ha so back to square one I guess.
Just got crop dusted by someone who has eaten only eggs and fingernails for 14 years.
If people treated driving more like a team sport than the Hunger Games I'd have less hate in my heart.
Bread is merely an extra in this one act play starring Nutella.
Can't come to a compromise on my budget so I'm shutting down. Let my creditors know.
My lawn needs mowing but these birds are not going to watch themselves.
Happy Birthday to me. My graceless battle against time begins now.
My commute this morning is like driving over 17 miles of Ryan Gosling’s abs.
Ang - 1, Cancer - 0. Metalhead. Kind of a mess. Occasionally a jerk.