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Chimaira’s This Present Darkness goes well with small children asking for candy.
Netflix suggestions really force you to take a hard look at the person you’ve become.
Half asleep this morning I renamed my bike Banana Muffin then realized it’s a better nickname for my hoo-ha so back to square one I guess.
Bread is merely an extra in this one act play starring Nutella.
Can't come to a compromise on my budget so I'm shutting down. Let my creditors know.
My commute this morning is like driving over 17 miles of Ryan Gosling’s abs.
Just became the mayor of the laundromat. Suck on that, everyone who thought I’d amount to nothing.
Dog caps off the night by eating a tennis ball. Her next shit will bounce, I guess.
Saw adorable bikini top. Bought adorable bikini top. Today the scar shame goes into the #fuckitbucket
Awake, caffeinated, ready. Final round of chemo, you guys. Healing Stage 3 begins. #fuckcancer
The sex scene with Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum just got me pregnant.
Cheerios with chocolate milk because I am a 9 year old child. At 3:30 because I am a 22 year old bachelor.
Journal entry 4.10.13: Wake up, look out window, become dead inside.
High on Fire is going to punch you until you die.
Ang - 1, Cancer - 0. Metalhead. Kind of a mess. Occasionally a jerk.