on any given day, i can tell what @itsjustmargaret is craving just by looking at her tumblr. today, apparently, mama's got taco fever.

@maureenjohnson on this day in 1888, the "From Hell" letter is received by investigators. #JacktheRipper

@thesparkmusic Canadians- haha fuck you guys.

@itsjustmargaret i double d dare you.

if you're watching #Glee and NOT following @annoyinghayley, you're doing it wrong.

@itsjustmargaret oooh look at you, droppin' them truth bombs. GO ON, GIRL.

"@crimershow:  http://www.crimershow.com/ " THIS. OH MY SAINTED AUNT FANNY, THIS. #crimer

and then @itsjustmargaret does this THING where she reblogs breakfast food. *eats desk*

@joshhelfferich my loins are afire.

@itsjustmargaret the only true downside of super-short hair... when it grows, shit GUH-ROWS.

@thesparkmusic duh. <3

@marawritesstuff yes, don't tell them. i did, and it greatly impacted my molars. #seewhatididthere

@genevieve0404 @phillyd welcome to the Nation, babe. we're fun people.

ha.  http://instagr.am/p/UoxBj-NH57/  @thoughtcatalog @thesparkmusic

@maureenjohnson zoo tycoon was my drug of choice. i'd pen zebras and penguins together and hope for hybrids to emerge.

@dylanjoffe i'll beet sure to.

that moment when you realize that nearly all your favorite @thoughtcatalog articles are by the same 2 people. @dylanjoffe @chelsea_fagan

@joshhelfferich wife material.

BLESS THIS LIST: 25 Movies Streaming Free Online You Should Watch Right Now | Thought Catalog  http://po.st/eco1xW  via @thoughtcatalog

@hayleyghoover i used mine to write a drunken poem about a block of cream cheese. cheers.