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Miss_Cook
I am NOT blowing @generalmagee in a bar bathroom. I'm classy so I'll do it behind the dumpster.
@Miss_Cook
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obxlaw
Um, why do I have Harvard in one of my brackets??
@obxlaw
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bestgirlbetty
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, I'd get in too but I assume they want to be left alone, huh?
@bestgirlbetty
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desirousgoddess
Never look directly into the eyes of the hipsters, little Johnny, you'll catch the mundane.
@desirousgoddess
BettyLies
"Mommy, are some people using boobs as their picture on Twitter?"
"Yes dear."
"Why don't you do that?"
"I don't want to be recognized."
@BettyLies
Suck_A_Duck
You’re right. I did try to mentally undress you, but unfortunately I had trouble with the buttons.
@Suck_A_Duck
linajk
Vodka is made from potatoes.
Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius.
@linajk
goldengateblond
He watches basketball and snorts every time they say "rim."

This is how I know I married the right man.
@goldengateblond
MrBigFists
Turns out my chocolate rabbit's foot isn't so lucky. It just melted all over my pants. Oh. My mistake. That's just dog crap... Still lucky.
@MrBigFists
awryone
Can't decide if I want to watch a movie or read a printy.
@awryone
desirousgoddess
Dry cleaner was upset at the dog hair on our clothes. So, next time I came in, I made sure there was cat hair too. Happy sneezing, asshole.
@desirousgoddess
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factualfiction
The first rule of sandwich club is: Layers of bacon.
@factualfiction
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capricecrane
Jesse James's hussy clarified her "W" "P" tattoos stand for Wet Pussy, not White Power. Weird. I just put my vagina updates on a t-shirt.
@capricecrane
DoogieHowser_MD
Now's a good time as any for the Pope to change the Catholic Church's "Kiss me, I'm Irish!" voicemail greeting.
@DoogieHowser_MD
conanobrienswyf
My life coach told me to keep my eye on the ball. I've been staring at this guys balls for over an hour. I don't see how this helps my life
@conanobrienswyf
NikiWithIssues
Peeing a part of myself.
@NikiWithIssues
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WadetoBlack
I'M ON A (patio eating a delicious cheeseburger at a lakeside restaurant but I can totally see a really cool) BOAT!
@WadetoBlack
bestgirlbetty
I'd care about this baby shower if babies cared about me having sex w/ Johnny Depp. But babies hate Johnny Depp, 'cause babies are assholes.
@bestgirlbetty
Miss_Cook
Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.
@Miss_Cook
bestgirlbetty
If Old Hetero Male cat kicks the bucket before he can have the birds and bees talk with my son, I'm gonna be pissed.
@bestgirlbetty
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