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Is not giving a shit a tactic or a strategy?
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SideshowHorstTheBoshagirlvanizedgunthergreenCroweJamashamedtosayrbokjuicymorselKirstensDeskcapricecraneBlondHousewifebeingtheokambrocklinajkperiwinklestephblondediva11
You know it's time to shave when you're watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy stops mid-scene to say, "Zoiks! Like, grow a real beard, man!"
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twistedpfisterashamedtosayBombmom1DoanDoDatdropdeadchrisraiselmDoogieHowser_MDlinajkperiwinklestephCroweJamJezebelTheGreatBlondHousewifekambrockblondediva11
I'm going to go buy an Audi, because nothing sells me on a car like associating it with an oppressive dystopian future.
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k2bfjuicymorsellfgunterStuffinMyBrainperiwinklestephCroweJamBlondHousewife
Why is the Schlitz Malt Liquor bull chasing that nice clydesdale?
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WadetoBlackJohn_M15brokenlifemochamommadarladavidsonStarsOverBamaDoogieHowser_MDperiwinklestephCroweJamJezebelTheGreatBlondHousewife
MUNO! DAMMIT! THE KID IS IN BED!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!!
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mikemorrowperiwinklestephBlondHousewife
Poooooop on you. Poop poop. Poop poop. I reaaaaly gotta go. #TheWhoAreOldAndPerhapsIncontinentWhichIsFunny?
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brokenlifeKirstensDeskBlondHousewifeperiwinklesteph
If I'm going to have to look at a bunch of whithered husks I generally prefer tamales.
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k2bfplaid_lemurashamedtosayrbokjuicymorselkambrockKirstensDeskBlondHousewifeTheBosha
OH MY GOD THE TV NEEDS TO PUT ITS PANTS ON RIGHT NOW
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ashamedtosayNicholaiBlondHousewifeblondediva11
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate auto-tune more. Oh, Bud Light, is there nothing you can't do? Oh. Right. Be drinkable.
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plaid_lemurbrokenlifeEastsideRJashamedtosaynotmickhireeugemdesignatedtwitrBlondHousewifeTheBosha
This dog food commercial just claimed its product produced "optimal stool quality." I dare the Activa people to say that.
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Reaganomics_incKungHeiFatChoiBombmom1bitterpusstjkambrockKirstensDeskbedheadblondeperiwinklestephmzzleeserenebabeBlondHousewifeTheBosha
Based on what I've seen, everyone working on the Puppy Bowl has a moment in their past where someone sure *looked* 18.
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smashedpotatoesashamedtosaykambrockbedheadblondeperiwinklestephBlondHousewifeTheBosha
@ChattyBedhead @k2bf @ruthakers I have one, long, hyphenated word for you folks: Pay-Per-View
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notmickhiretammyphinneyBlondHousewife
It's Valentine's Day baby! Guess who's your present? *wink* Try again. *sigh* Come on, I'm wearing a bow on myNO I DON'T HAVE A GIFT RECEIPT
@Spooky_Johnson @ashamedtosay Also, how embarrassing would it be if she gave out a blue star for pooping. IT'S ABOUT BEING APPROPRIATE!
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Spooky_JohnsonbestgirlbettytammyphinneyBlondHousewife
Always a bridesmaid, never a groomsman, because, be honest, would you waste these legs on pants?
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dropdeadchrisJeeNeeBeeashamedtosayalliegirl_k2bfCousinBrandonBeviekinsGabryylKirstensDeskjenfunkyjenJezebelTheGreatMODATTweety411KFlanagan12tammyphinneyBlondHousewife
@ruthakers Great burgers have a fried egg, bacon, and cheese. Perfect breakfast. And no weight gain due to the near immediate heart attack.
@angryoldcoot in reply to ruthakers
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AndyCrapStarsOverBamakambrocktammyphinneyBlondHousewife
@DoogieHowser_MD OMG! Caruso's $20,000 pocket watch!!! *ahem* *urgh* uhhhhmmm... GO BLACKHAWKS!
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judyschuBlondHousewife
@DoogieHowser_MD Holy shit, dude! Antiques Roadshow is on?!?? CHANNEL!?!! *cough* I mean...um....... lame?
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bestgirlbettyBlondHousewifeTheBosha
I just snorted a bunch of Cheeto dust and there were no side effects except this insatiable need to find a rhyme for orange.
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SassynicDoogieHowser_MDjudyschuKarenLyneButlerashamedtosaybestgirlbettyDadsUpLateKirstensDeskTheBoshatammyphinneyBlondHousewife
Blister In The Penis #80sPenis
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navanaxashamedtosayBlondHousewife
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