Welcome to underground twitter. Where we dont mention babes for fear that our goons will hop on their handles and invade their dms.

You can never repay your parents. Everything you've been given has been sacrificial. Everything you'll give will be out of your abundance.

Shame on you if you quit before failing.

Baba lets test your popularity. Surf that crowd. YOU GO MISS!

Show the world the beautiful sides of being Nigerian. In your own little way.

The real her pic.twitter.com/YwnsUxfUvh

That's how I know most of us don't love Jesus. You cannot be in love and be quiet about it. It's gonna shine right through you. Somehow.

Shame on you if you quit because you failed.

If you don't learn yourself and tame your heart; there won't be any heart left by the time "that special someone" gets there

A man that can't tell himself the truth...did I say man?! He's a kid. Not a boy; a little goat.

The creativity of Nigerians is worthy of reverence!

Your perspective changes when you learn the difference between "the best" and "the most celebrated".

Slaps that remind you that hell is real

There's a whole realm between photoshop and Jesus! RT @iamsorrell So wait, y’all saying photoshop in those pictures couldn’t save them?

He swept you off your feet and you're complaining when he's sweeping lady xyz too...is it only your room that is dirty?! hian!

You never know who's got your number till they want something.

In the end; its all about your legacy.

Adesuwa. Futuristic Benin Deity. :p pic.twitter.com/yodM8C1m4g

...chinua achebe is dead..no more books..the only one I read was half of a yellow sun!!!" I'm trying hard to believe I didn't just hear this

Baba said he's been rooking forward to the plesentation! Hahaha!!! Calabar oyibo! Engrish.