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Dream pop is the color of my soul.
People are fucking weird I don't like them. Go away.
Already nostalgic for a video-less Instagram.
How do you find things you're good at and want to do? All I want to do is get drunk, read and not ever leave my apartment.
::puts photo of Jared Leto's hair on 2014 mood board::
Today at work a guy came in asking if there were any murders that happened in his house because a ghost grabbed his butt.
At this laundromat, in case anyone was thinking about striking up a conversation with me-I just sneezed and drooled on myself.
Who wants to help me win the affection of my bread class teacher?
Really annoyed with clever vine videos. So you have a lot of time your hands. Whatever dudes.
Ugh, beards. Gag me with your dick.
I think Sam Weir is high.
Gave a guy my twitter handle instead of phone # because I am bad at being human. It was the 1st and last time a guy has asked for my number.
Who the fuck has energy for the forever 21 sale section. Gross.
I thought my new neighbors were gay but the scent of axe body spray coming from their apartment has confused me.
I just want to hike and bake bread all day, every day. Maybe I am a lesbian...who prefers the company of men.
Now that I really think about Pinterest does seem to be a wasteland of female dreams unfulfilled.
How does one know if they are "throwing shade"? Asking for a friend....
I'm at a point in my life where if I haven't found the Amy Poehler to my Tina Fey yet then what's the point of even trying anymore...
Sometimes I don't understand what your emoji's mean but I just laugh and nod anyway.