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Dream pop is the color of my soul.
People are fucking weird I don't like them. Go away.
Already nostalgic for a video-less Instagram.
How do you find things you're good at and want to do? All I want to do is get drunk, read and not ever leave my apartment.
Today at work a guy came in asking if there were any murders that happened in his house because a ghost grabbed his butt.
At this laundromat, in case anyone was thinking about striking up a conversation with me-I just sneezed and drooled on myself.
Who wants to help me win the affection of my bread class teacher?
Really annoyed with clever vine videos. So you have a lot of time your hands. Whatever dudes.
Ugh, beards. Gag me with your dick.
I think Sam Weir is high.
Gave a guy my twitter handle instead of phone # because I am bad at being human. It was the 1st and last time a guy has asked for my number.
Who the fuck has energy for the forever 21 sale section. Gross.
I thought my new neighbors were gay but the scent of axe body spray coming from their apartment has confused me.
I just want to hike and bake bread all day, every day. Maybe I am a lesbian...who prefers the company of men.
Now that I really think about Pinterest does seem to be a wasteland of female dreams unfulfilled.
Living with people again means I can watch scary movies after the sun goes down.
Everyone's all like oh hey living alone is great. Well, it sucks when you want to order pizza and Chinese delivery with a 25$ minimum.
With age comes a new appreciation for Star Trek: TNG.
Good thing about not having your birthday on Facebook is you find out who your real friends are? That or I don't actually exist.
In my case sexual deviant refers to the fact that I've deviated from actually having sex anymore.