jimmy smits on SOA=sooo messsssican.

ALL I WANT IS BITCHES. BIGGGG BOOOTY BITCHES.

@gutstains RT @eleven8: Amanda is a man, duh.

So if Mike Tyson touched my boyfriend,then my bf touches my tits....Mike Tyson is touching my tits....that's how it works,right!!?

Treat yo self.

Also if you start a sentence with "irregardless',I probably hate you.

FINALLY I CAN SAY GLOCKTOBER WITH MA CHEST OUT.

Austin bitches be lookin at you all fucked up for no reason at all. Bitch I will hit you,I'm from dallas.

EVERYONE HERE HAS FRITO BREATH. (2 ppl)

RT @eleven8: Ladies have got to stop letting men with dirty finger nails finger bang their cooter. That's how u get typhoid fever.

"Is your ass jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?" (cc:@gregorynadeau)

jackson and I are going to open a salon called......whoop,hair it is.

"wait,what" -my response to everything.

When coming in from outside,my bf walked me to the kitchen without me realizing...a simple 'I'm hungry would have worked.'

Today = DJ Screw - Only You Feat. 112, The Notorious B.I.G. & Mase:  http://youtu.be/GMplMfQYY-s 

What up fat lip?! #coolin

PURPLE WEED AND HOMEMADE EMPANADAS. 😍😍

Hey,motivated,woke up like I'm gonna make it. I had a dream I seen Serena playin' tennis naked.

I fkin HATE starin ass people.

I miss paps and babes :( #wahburgs