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When I die, I want my tombstone to have free WiFI, so people visit more often.
Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut.
Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
I'm not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Apparently the IQ of your average South African is 77. An IQ between 70 and 80 is regarded as borderline retarded. http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html …
Hey Instagrammers, have you taken a pic of your coffee today?
Judging by the amount of birthday parties my kids are going to this month, people mostly have sex over Christmas.
If you're a graphic designer, Red Bull should be tax deductible.
Hey Dexter, please come visit South Africa for a bit. We'll keep you busy for a while.
If you think your day is going bad - I just stepped into my own daughter's shit.
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
February 29th. The only day that a man doesn't want to see a woman on her knees in front of him.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.