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My passwords are stronger than I am.
An acid bucket challenge would be much more entertaining.
Christina Aguilera named her new baby Summer Rain so at least she has her stripper name and deodorant scent already picked out.
I'm such a Brazil to my parents.
Donuts are like if sugar could give hugs.
My weekday fashion style is best described as “hope I don’t run into anybody.”
The older generations had Maya Angelou. We have Gwyneth Paltrow. :/
Apparently bringing a urinal cake to a bbq is a no no.
Pat Sajak says 'global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists' and this would really bother me if I looked up to game show hosts.
There are few places as intimidating as the trader joe's parking lot.
Let's be honest Solange has a lot to be upset about.
Does Mr. Belvedere count as a mom.
My pizza delivery guy has a nicer car than me. :/
Face paint is really cute on kids but really sad on a juggalo.
If you see a girl in a sombrero tonight, the probability of her being Mexican is less than the probability of her being shit-faced.
Getting a lifetime ban from sports would be my dream.
Pretty surprised Cliven Bundy hasn’t gotten a job offer from Fox News yet.
Just discovered there's a One Direction song I actually like. Should I kill myself now or wait to see if this happens again?
Today is National DNA Day which is basically Christmas for Maury Povich.
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