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No one seems thrilled about the small pox I brought to the Thanksgiving pot luck.
I want to do a traditional Thanksgiving but no one in my family wants to rape and pillage with me.
All the sexy ebola costumes are taken. :(
I miss sour patch kid Renee Zellweger.
George Zimmerman threatened another man's life today but the guy was white so at least we know he's open to killing people of all races now.
It's sad that the NFL has actually been harder on Ray Rice than the police.
I would be way more embarrassed if photos leaked of me doing something like hate-eating oreos or binge-watching the Kardashians.
My passwords are stronger than I am.
An acid bucket challenge would be much more entertaining.
Christina Aguilera named her new baby Summer Rain so at least she has her stripper name and deodorant scent already picked out.
I'm such a Brazil to my parents.
Donuts are like if sugar could give hugs.
My weekday fashion style is best described as “hope I don’t run into anybody.”
The older generations had Maya Angelou. We have Gwyneth Paltrow. :/
Apparently bringing a urinal cake to a bbq is a no no.
Pat Sajak says 'global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists' and this would really bother me if I looked up to game show hosts.
There are few places as intimidating as the trader joe's parking lot.
Let's be honest Solange has a lot to be upset about.
Does Mr. Belvedere count as a mom.
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