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I'm such a Brazil to my parents.
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Donuts are like if sugar could give hugs.
My weekday fashion style is best described as “hope I don’t run into anybody.”
The older generations had Maya Angelou. We have Gwyneth Paltrow. :/
Apparently bringing a urinal cake to a bbq is a no no.
Pat Sajak says 'global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists' and this would really bother me if I looked up to game show hosts.
There are few places as intimidating as the trader joe's parking lot.
Let's be honest Solange has a lot to be upset about.
Does Mr. Belvedere count as a mom.
My pizza delivery guy has a nicer car than me. :/
Face paint is really cute on kids but really sad on a juggalo.
If you see a girl in a sombrero tonight, the probability of her being Mexican is less than the probability of her being shit-faced.
Getting a lifetime ban from sports would be my dream.
Pretty surprised Cliven Bundy hasn’t gotten a job offer from Fox News yet.
Just discovered there's a One Direction song I actually like. Should I kill myself now or wait to see if this happens again?
Today is National DNA Day which is basically Christmas for Maury Povich.
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