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Lately I've been using a fork as a spoon. So the spoon said to me,"Fork you."
lol-ing is not funny.
''The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea whats going on''
A lot of armed men, standing around with nothing to do..they start to get ideas..
#nowplaying - Don't forget me - RHCP
Make me miss you.
The world outside your window is your dustbin, eh? Filthy Bastards.
Procrastination is the accumulation of motivation .-Ryan Bragg
Headstrong, what's wrong?
No one really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Good Morning. Why is Forest Gump trending? And isn't supposed to be 'Forrest Gump' ? #JustSaying
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, ah Love, love, low-ow-ow-ove Oh, babe, oh #RobertPlantsays
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum. #pun
An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon. :)!