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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Be a writer, kids! Have unfinished homework until you die!

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    I'm an Austen in the streets, a Brontë in the sheets. (JK, like most lovers of 19th century lit I don't leave the house or have sex)

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    FYI people writing articles on Millennials- We all knew trophies we got just for showing up were bullshit. We weren't the ones buying them.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    I spilled microwave burrito filling on my dress and let my dog lick it off. 30/F/Los Angeles. DTF.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    You haven't truly hit rock bottom until you've said to yourself "maybe *I* should do a podcast."

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    You can tell yourself that Sesame Street is educational but Cookie Monster has lived there for like 40yrs and still can't conjugate verbs.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    "Maybe I should wear lipstick" - me to myself, upon seeing my dog's gross pink erection this morning.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Need help shoving my kid back into the safety of my uterus.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Life is temporary. Try to spend as much of it as you can on the internet talking to people you'd avoid eye contact with in public.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Uh oh, I read internet comments on a news story and now I have to push a Q-tip into my belly button until I have an aneurysm :(

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Flaunting your post-baby body? Big whoop. News alert: everyone's body used to be a baby.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Recently bought The Hunger Games and an Adele CD. What've you guys been up to? I want to know what I'll be into in two years.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Deactivating your Facebook is the new "I don't even HAVE a TV."

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    I think we can all agree that the worst things on earth are slavery, rape as a weapon of war, children who starve to death, and parades.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    You know everything about our lazy, shitty generation you need to know when you see someone wish their friend "HBD" on their Facebook wall.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Whenever I contemplate suicide, I remember there's a chance that someday Suri Cruise will write a tell-all book and then I choose life.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    For a sec I thought it said a baby cured HIV & I was really disgusted with my baby who's like, "duhhhh, I'm taking my first steps duhhhh."

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Wait, why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't even work.

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  • annabeloakes
      Annabel Oakes @annabeloakes

    Sloppy journalism breeds fear. Don't help spread it.

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