As a constituent of MP Nadine Dorries, I can safely say that I did not "absolutely love" her on I'm A Celebrity. Quite the opposite in fact.

#chippingnorton

And I don't even give a shit.

FINALLY, MUMFORD & SONS <3 #THEBRITS

My #Misfits power: Fish Gut - I can drink whatever I like and never have a hangover. Get yours http://bit.ly/MisFits

'Love flickered in the city of lights, like good singers on radio waves' <3

'I may be crazy but I'm not dumb' <3

#nowblasting Kings of Leon - Pyro <3

I think only @harrypotterrts has the power to get people to go join this group. Just found it on Facebook :) http://tinyurl.com/3a4z8g2

Who leaked Harry Potter? You massive twat.

#greatthingsaboutfriends When they frape you and make and event called 'Touch my big boobies' and make the location 'on my chest'

i love @bexmorgan more than anything else in the whole world. lol, twitter rape.

'Now, if everybody would please put their drink as high as they can, as high as they can, and repeat after me...'

@ohsoteenish Why thankyou :D Aww you too, you have the best tweets

You learn something new everyday. Today it was the meaning of the word 'felicity' thanks to @ohsoteenish <3

I pledge allegiance, to the band of Mr Schneebly.

Follow a legend @alexisbrooke14 @alexisbrooke14 @alexisbrooke14 <3

RT @calvinharris Listen if anyone ever sees me on the same level as Chris Brown, let me know and i'll fucking stab myself #teamcalvin