@tylershields I would break my nose just so you could fix it.

#LetsMakeItAkward @carakrol123 @pio

#YOLOUYAC you only live once unless your a cat

Ok, there is only so much time I can be alone... #callmemaybe?

Do you think there is a Groupon for the MSU application?

I feel like Lil Wayne wouldn't have a belly button

Ariel from The Little Mermaid should really be on the show Hoarders, because no one really needs all those gizmos and gadgets.

Theres are 34.73% chance that it's already raining.

#makejessefamous #genius2012 http://t.co/GmQDmOCr

Who knows where Whitney Huston's shiva is taking place?

The class I learn the most in is Zumba. The lesson? Sex sells!! @sammigoldsmith @danielle_keith

Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you money.

What at ropes? Are they supposed to keep you warm or dry you off? Why not use a towel? Do people just sit in them? Weird

Someone telling you that your anorexic is surprisingly flattering

Is this national everyone instagram a picture of their hot dad day?

"i have a family dinner"

You kat to be kitten me right meow pic.twitter.com/i4iUahCO

Does picking the ginger on Backyard Baseball count as community service?

"all good things are forced" -my senior quote

RT @princesspms7 I love the way Justin smells after work.