Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
#YOLOUYAC you only live once unless your a cat
Ok, there is only so much time I can be alone... #callmemaybe?
Do you think there is a Groupon for the MSU application?
I feel like Lil Wayne wouldn't have a belly button
Ariel from The Little Mermaid should really be on the show Hoarders, because no one really needs all those gizmos and gadgets.
Theres are 34.73% chance that it's already raining.
Who knows where Whitney Huston's shiva is taking place?
Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you money.
What at ropes? Are they supposed to keep you warm or dry you off? Why not use a towel? Do people just sit in them? Weird
Someone telling you that your anorexic is surprisingly flattering
Is this national everyone instagram a picture of their hot dad day?
"i have a family dinner"
Does picking the ginger on Backyard Baseball count as community service?
"all good things are forced" -my senior quote