The only emoji with facial hair has a creeper 'stache. Where's a good beard when you need one? #firstworldproblems

"I trust your advice on beer like I trust @danielhadwynn on music." - @hannahanderson to me #winning

@hannahanderson Did you know that you have to make hay while the sun shines?

@hannahanderson you're not here, and I keep trying to Spark with you. #firstworldproblems

Love my Toy Story Band-Aid from @hannahanderson. First time ever that I got excited about a paper cut.  http://instagr.am/p/RaViTpju2l/ 

Not sure why, but I always read the twitter bromance between @ethantp and @gerald_updyke.

@hannahanderson WHERE ARE THE BEARDS, HANNAH?! YOU PROMISED.

To @hannahanderson: "I've basically come to terms with the fact that you are always right."- @jenneiman

Go support @hannahanderson at @jubalacoffee today! YAY for espresso and YAY for Africa! http://t.co/5t07Pgoe

World, let it be known that I don't deserve a friend like @hannahanderson. She surprised me with an almond latte from @jubalacoffee! 😊

If I dip apple slices in Nutella, and then decide I'd like to cut calories, can I just put Nutella directly on a spoon? #seriousquestion

Selling my MacBook!  http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sys/3532620512.html …

Thank God for @hannahanderson bringing me @jubalacoffee. #work #overtime #latte  http://instagr.am/p/TGSkk1ju8m/ 

The best photo I've seen in a while.  http://pinterest.com/pin/175429347956546686/ …

Is it too soon to start calling my church "The Church Formerly Known As Vintage21?" Because that sounds awesome. #PurpleRain @v21church

@hannahanderson Oh, good. I rank way up there with a decent cup of coffee. ☕😉

This is how @hannahanderson and I communicate. It's impressive. pic.twitter.com/IXlMtaPZ

Apparently 30% chance of rain is "weather channel code" for RAIN ALL DAY.

Baguettaboutit! and other fun Casktoberfest times with @hannahanderson. @ Big Boss Brewing Company http://t.co/OvrEv9xB

One day Disney will make a movie about the replacement refs, and we'll all root for them.