if you can afford a £68 louis vuitton condom you can afford to have a baby

today is the second day of the second week of the second month of the second year of the second decade of the second millennium

putting a password on your wifi isn't exactly 'loving thy neighbour'

I searched 'French listening' on twitter to see how other people found the exam.....in general ridiculously hard #gradeboundariesbetterbeLOW

My mum's favourite hobby is deleting everybody else's recordings from the Sky planner before they've watched them

i dont think i have ever laughed so much in my life http://t.co/RYMGzW2a

i need to stop laughing at things which really should not be laughed at

Heat is loving @tomdaley1994 this week, he is torso of the week and also the number one topic in the Hotlist with the LMFAO video! Hahaha

I applied for diving tickets last August and they were 'sold out' so obviously they've allocated tickets to invisible people

Annoys me when people on Facebook and Twitter are too worshipped, e.g. 100+ likes/ retweets on a status like 'it's raining' #seriously

Why does my hair always look at its nicest when there is nobody here to share the moment?

I really hope the To Kill A Mockingbird exam question is on Atticus ...

oh you're wearing a nirvana t-shirt? sing me two of their songs.

This boy's Facebook status is 'my trout is killing me' I think he means throat but now I can't sleep for laughing at the mental image hahaha

do you think i would pass chemistry if i slipped a tenner in with my exam paper?

#ghettotranslations YOLO= I am about to do something really stupid and I need an excuse for it

If you dont have a iPhone I feel bad for you son, I got 99 emojis and you can't see 1 #teamiphone

Eurovision counts as Geography revision okay.

pope benedict was in the Hitler Youth when he was 14. i like him even less now

Frankie Cokeupthenozza is the most brilliant thing I have heard all day.