What I lack in punctuality, I make up in adorableness.

Tonight I'm playing the part of an adult. I won't be winning an Oscar or anything.

@prettypinkpro @wardrobeworkout @Fit_not_Skinny #3Pchat #3pcconnect Fitness tip of the week. Rest days ARE as important as workout days.

Mosquitoes dying to see what awesome tastes like this morning.

I have a six figure income, if you count what's after the decimal point.

Windows open. Music blaring. Bones brothing. perfect moments.

OK Twitter minions, I am so close to 1,000 followers. Get me more. Please.

I'm up. Wearing pants and eating donuts. No felonies committed this am. I call it all winning. except the pants. pants are bullshit.

I could be married by the end of the week. But I don't really need to take the class.

Guys next to me need slapped. If you ever say "you're not my mother" to your wife re Mothers day, you deserve whatever happens.

my @WilliamsSonoma catalog came today. I'm going to need a moment alone.

You know that Twitter class you took at the lunch & learn that told you how to use Twitter & to auto dm new followers. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Does the "I follow you, then you follow me, then I unfollow you" thing work? It must somebody I just followed back has 17k to 420 ratio

I like @dailymile better than FACEBOOK, because my friends are actually running rather than fake farming.

Um no, I do not want fake eggs and turkey bacon to save four calories. Give me real food please. my body will know how to use that.

Live while you are alive. #Whatsbeautiful

Totally L. O. L. “@endurancejer: @annieology no worries, Running is Fun http://t.co/FCeR6GNK”

I have spent the last several days with myself, and I must say that I am pretty awesome.

I cannot figure out if I'm truly happy or just delusional. So, until I do, I'm going to go with happy.

If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today.
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