I whispered to spongebob pillow pet, hand on my cheek, "I wish we could have a baby." #pillowtalk

things become too confusing when I try to be rational

@_snowdrift_ no catheters no eggbeaters no shallow feeders no platinum records no executive members no silent ledgers no pilot measures

EZ homemade thick eyelash,no #mascara !! get spiders to live n build webs on yr eyes(subtle look) or glue ded spider legs to lash(bold look)

OH @lionbones YOU MIGHT WANNA PEEK AT A MAD LIDDO MAN WHO HAS TO STAY AT A BOARDING HOUSE FOR CAT http://t.co/iG1EMyIA

@tombomp control how other people react to what they have said." - from a link that I can't access

@tombomp refuse to examine their power, and assume they have not only the right to say whatever they want to people, but the right to

@tombomp "I think we can all recognize that the “it’s a joke excuse” is the most dismissive, self-righteous loophole, created by those who

oh i don't have to go out today? *clothes dissolve and are replaced with cat hair*

cute cat I see every day pic.twitter.com/IO7PHrXf

my pokémon pic.twitter.com/SnEw2emN

burzum is at target

i hope I can die when the time comes

sext: can't tell if im touchin yr waist or yr belt bukle. & now? issat yr thigh or a throwpillow. wtf is in yr pants issat a ladle or yr dic

@50cent please look into your heart to help my daughter @lionbones so she and @ivan1429 can be happily married forever

Kookaburra shittin in the old cum tree eee #why #why #why #goodmorn

this shot is for you @lionbones *chokes down a glass of liquor & gags &coughs & now im crying vodka* this is a symbol of our solidarity ily

during #charades, I stuck needles into my abdomen, lisping out a dictation for a letter & licking my lips. no-one guessed i was albert fish

this might be my last tweet

"everyone hates me," I assure myself