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Trying hard not to mention skin color when describing what your black friend looks like #whiteboywednesday
Amber Alert: Ben Marvin. Last seen with 12-pack of PBR in carport wearing green sneakers. Please call Animal Control if found!
Last night I had a dream about flying squirrels. Then I woke up and realized that this Canadian crack ACTUALLY WORKS!
Abortion Rally? Isn't that where you drive a car really fast on dirt roads while your girlfriend pops a plan B?
I am pretty sure that Americans have no fucking concept of socialism whatsoever, practical or theoretical.
It's just water from the sky. You probably can't swim, but don't be afraid. It's on the OUTSIDE of your car. Now speed the hell up!
Gun Control is like trying to reduce Drunk Driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.
Perfect way of ruining your personal brand: link your twitter to LinkedIn. Nobody will ever hire you again.
I like how America is all about "diversity" yet when someone happens to be Muslim, they're all of a sudden a terrorist.
Wife wants chicken and salad. Again. Have you ever tried getting a 250lbs ostrich into a sex swing before?
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