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I don't like gravity. It's always putting me down! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Putting me down?! Cause it's gravity! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
RT if you want Bacon RIGHT NOW!!!!
HEY! I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now! GET IT? HAHAHA!
I always wear glasses during math because it improves my division. HAHAHA!
HEY! Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! HAHAHA!
HEY! What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon! HAHAHA!
HEY! Hey Twitter! RE-TWEETS! HAHAHA!
HEY! What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir RENDER! HAHAHA!
I don't know about you, but Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes! HAHAHA!
Ya know, I’ve never tipped a cow. Then again, a cow has never served me food! HAHAHA!