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I don't like gravity. It's always putting me down! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Putting me down?! Cause it's gravity! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY! Hey SOPA...KNIFE!!! HAHAHA!
HEY! My new years resolution is to "concentrate" more! HAHAHA! Get it?! Concentrate?! HAHAHA! I'm an orange!
HEY! What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music! HAHAHA! Get it?! Pop music! HAHAHA!!!
HEY! Why can't a bicycle stand alone? Because it's two-tired! GET IT!? TWO-TIRED!? HAHAHA!
What do you call a cow that eats grass in your yard? A lawn mooer! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Lawn mooer?! HAHAHA!
HEY! What do people on Twitter give away for Halloween? Tweets! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Tweets! HAHAHA!
HEY! What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music! HAHAHAHA!!! Get it?! POP MUSIC!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! BAGEL! HAHAHAHA!!! Flying bagels are funny!
I'm going to wear a knife costume for Halloween. I'll be the sharpest dressed at the party! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Sharpest?! Knife?! HAHAHA!
HEY! What color is the wind? Blew!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Blew! HAHAHAHA! Wait. What do you mean you're not a FAN of that joke? HAHAHA!
HEY! How do crazy people go through the woods? They take the psycho path! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! HAHAHAHA!!!
HEY! What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's Greetings! HAHAHA! Get it?! Get it? They're seasoning! HAHAHA! It's a joke!
HEY! How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! A helping HAND?! HAHAHA!
HEY! What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing! HAHAHAHA!!! Get it?! It's changing! Get it? HAHAHAHA!
HEY! When Harry Potter uses magic do you think he uses spell check? GET IT? SPELL CHECK? HAHAHA!