@annssister's (Kathryn Johnson) most faved Tweets...
Bought some new undies yesterday. Noticed they were each made in different countries. I guess it takes a global effort to cover my ass...
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Could I just cut out the middleman and spray the Febreeze directly on the dog?
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Lots of tweets today about eating cupcakes, and getting haircuts. Hopefully, not together.

#Iwouldrathernothaveahaircupcakethankyou
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MeetingBoyStereoForBrainsd_riverathejohnblog
Tip: no matter how many times you try, or how hard you push, twist, or grind...the housekey will not start the car.
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JeeNeeBeekaonicks
Today is one of those mornings where I totally get why people have road rage. I have chosen to channel mine by cranking up the tunes.
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JeanM617StuffinMyBrain
Happiness is...finding my misplaced iPod!
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BlingVodkakaonicks
Never underestimate the power of a good sweatshirt.
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JeanM617StuffinMyBrain
Just got called into work, at noon on Saturday. Had to drop everything and go.

Glad I had a bra on.
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JeanM617factualfiction
I don't have a stiff neck; I've decided turning to the right isn't a productive use of my time.
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kaonicksdesirousgoddess
RT @MarcSeattle: Did you all remember to go out and vote YES on 71 for your gay brothers and sisters? Dont MAKE us undecorate your houses...
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CristasphotoXytrex
Mmmm, dig the new cool mint flavored Pepcid.
That's right, I'm tweeting about heartburn meds.



<send help>
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kristenoversixd_rivera
You know what's awesome about not having gotten groceries in a while? It's so much easier to get the pizza box into the fridge.
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snackajaweaStereoForBrains
I guess on Favstar my "friends" are people I follow? Cause how would it know the difference between actual friends and people I just stalk?
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MeetingBoyd_rivera
There is so much free food in the office today...every time I walk by that giant sheet cake I can feel my butt spread...
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factualfictionMitchMartin
Trying to stay up til Midnight...that's when Ryan Seacrest counts down to dropping the giant Shamrock, right?

Happy St Patty's Day!
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JeanM617
My hand is totally going numb from lying in bed playing with my iPhone and... ohmygod I'm a dork.
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kaonicks
My other half is at the door, trying to convince the dog that "it's a fine day to piss in the yard".
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JeeNeeBee
If I unfollowed Olympic tweeters (I'm trying to avoid spoilers) all I would have left are you two making poop and fart jokes in the corner.
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JeeNeeBee
@Xytrex Ooooh, that's my favorite part...
@annssister in reply to Xytrex
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Xytrex
When I snap, you'll find me holding up a 7-11 in my underwear. With a banana.

If you're gonna go, go big.
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MeetingBoy
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