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Bought an ankle bracelet today. Got home & realized it doesn't fit my ankle. Not sure which one of those sentences is more embarrassing.
Wondering how difficult it would be to get a back-alley hysterectomy...
Uh...I just joined foursquare. What the hell is it??
Just found out Project Runway premier is on my birthday. Worst. Birthday. Present. EVER.
M&M's are the nectar of the gods. Really.
Just found chocolate ice cream on my ankle. So...yeah.
Good thing I came into work 90 minutes early, since it's taken me 30 minutes to log onto my computer. #seriously
A full hour of "The Cleveland Show"? If I'm getting some dinner, I guess this is the time.
Is driving to Jack in the Box at 10:30 pm in your pajamas a cry for help? Asking for a friend, obvs.
Who wants to go jeans shopping with me tomorrow? Your job would be to dry my tears as I lay in a dejected puddle on the dressing room floor.
Nothing makes my blood pressure shoot up quite as fast or as far as the check engine light coming on in my car.
Why is my bed like a torture chamber at night when I need to be asleep & the most comfy cloud in the world during the day??
Really wanted fettucine alfredo for lunch, instead having turkey on wheat. WHERE'S MY OLYMPIC MEDAL?!?
New high score in Bejeweled. Take THAT Wednesday!
The theme song from The Muppet Show has been running throughout my head all afternoon. You're welcome.
Today was the 1st decent Monday (or ANY day, really) in ages. Capping it off with a sleeping pill & some Romancing the Stone. #BOOYAH!
Is it too early for bean dip? Asking for a friend.
I had a few Fritos with lunch and now I require all the Fritos ever in the world.
i like long walks on the beach and the wind in my hair...as long as it doesn't get stuck in my lip gloss. it's hard to be me.