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Conference call panic. Was I on mute when I reacted to my hunger by singing "Hungry Like the Wolf"?
Transitive Property: He beat McCain, McCain beat you. Election cancelled. Who wants to get a beer?
Men referring to their wives as "the wife" is cringe inducing.
There's a meeting on my Outlook calendar that just says "Hot Dog". And I have tentatively accepted.
Description for every HGTV show: Wife is a bitch, wants new house. Husband is a douche, is cool with that if there's room for a huge tv.
Wait. If the 1980's wanted something back from me, why'd they call you?
We're playing a Planned Parenthood Benefit @ Gallery 5 on 5/26. $5 for 5 bands and a good cause. So... 5 for 5 at 5 on 5/26. High five!
A career engaging in wild speculation sounds pretty awesome actually.
I just rediscovered a German review of our first record. The translation of the title was "White Laces: Lumberjack Hipsters".
This weekend I'm going to listen to The Moffatts whole discography and live tweet it.
Skittles Distribution Report, 2/21/13: Red 12, Green 13, Orange 10, Yellow 18, Purple 7. Distribution Grade: C-
A bakery by day, a strip club by night. Past(r)ies.
If you have enough time to tweet about it, you're not enjoying it that much.
Opening for Frankie Rose of Dum Dum Girls, Crystal Stilts, Vivian Girls fame at Strange Matter on 4/8 w/ Dive, a beach fossils side project.
Someone should open a Goonies theme restaurant in the old Steak & Ale building on Broad St.
Instead of an Employee Review this year, can I do an Employee Revue? I've got a few choreographed dance numbers up my sleeve.
White Laces bassist, Cosby Show/Brooklyn Brown enthusiast, Steely Dan/MC Skat Kat apologist.