Conference call panic. Was I on mute when I reacted to my hunger by singing "Hungry Like the Wolf"?

Transitive Property: He beat McCain, McCain beat you. Election cancelled. Who wants to get a beer?

Men referring to their wives as "the wife" is cringe inducing.

There's a meeting on my Outlook calendar that just says "Hot Dog". And I have tentatively accepted.

Description for every HGTV show: Wife is a bitch, wants new house. Husband is a douche, is cool with that if there's room for a huge tv.

Wait. If the 1980's wanted something back from me, why'd they call you?

We're playing a Planned Parenthood Benefit @ Gallery 5 on 5/26. $5 for 5 bands and a good cause. So... 5 for 5 at 5 on 5/26. High five!

A career engaging in wild speculation sounds pretty awesome actually.

I just rediscovered a German review of our first record. The translation of the title was "White Laces: Lumberjack Hipsters".

It's been announced... We're going to dream pop the shit out of pollution at the @styleweekly RVA Earth Day Fest on 4/20.

This weekend I'm going to listen to The Moffatts whole discography and live tweet it.

Skittles Distribution Report, 2/21/13: Red 12, Green 13, Orange 10, Yellow 18, Purple 7. Distribution Grade: C-

A bakery by day, a strip club by night. Past(r)ies.

Omg. Why is @amsore so much better at everything than I am? I am so sad.

Picked up a @pjsykes postcard at Steady Sounds featuring a couple @thelowbranches babes.

If you have enough time to tweet about it, you're not enjoying it that much.

I was trying to make a playlist of pretty songs and it just turned into a @capturedtracks sampler.

Opening for Frankie Rose of Dum Dum Girls, Crystal Stilts, Vivian Girls fame at Strange Matter on 4/8 w/ Dive, a beach fossils side project.

Someone should open a Goonies theme restaurant in the old Steak & Ale building on Broad St.

Instead of an Employee Review this year, can I do an Employee Revue? I've got a few choreographed dance numbers up my sleeve.