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"On a scale of 1 to 10 how intoxicated are you?" "Mayonnaise."
ATREVATE TE TE
Had fun with everyone last night! I love da cypress people sho much.
"Did you fuck my dolphin!?!?" "Not on porpoise!!!"
Smiling for absolutely no reason.
I'm pretty average but I'll say funny things here and there.