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Internet friendship is great, I don't care what anyone says
I'm considering making all potential Facebook friends write me a page essay detailing their intentions.
"ryan lives in a penis" and "I'm holding a huge ham" back to back God Bless Twitter.
I was looking at pictures of pizza and now I'm hungry #imjohngreennow
Memo to myself: Valerie is and always a dog. I mustn't forget this.
Guys I think Blaze has an album she wants you to hear
A Heartclogging Pizza of Staggering Cheesiness. #JohnGreenBiographyTitles
I weep and light a little white candle for David Tennant.
Seeing a lot of Kony '12 flyers and such on campus. I don't know much about him as a candidate but he has cool campaign posters!
John Linnell and I just made eye contact and I am dead rip
Here's hoping you don't become a fljord whooops too late
Oh man are we all sitting on bread what did I miss
50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is!
Man I wore my cute underwear today and didn't even have to go through the body scanners.
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