Charlie Murphy got booed and walked out during a set at Grambling University. The way he did it had me laughing hard. http://bit.ly/aVGIv3

HE GOT GAME and GOOD BURGER are trending. It's truly Black History Month.

The only way Jim Lehrer is going to get everybody's attention is by farting. #debate

I've been on Twitter for a few years now, but no Twitter handle has made me laugh harder than @ghostfaceburger. I kneel before it.

I'll go back in time, kill my past self for pizza and then eat the pizza for the future in the present. #MurderForPizza #LooperForPizza

I don't think anything will be able to top Bret "The Clitman" Hart. #WWEPornNames

"Adore" by Prince is still the best love song ever.

Do yourself a favor and follow @trentgillaspie.

Niggas always trying to steal from this store.

So... is the Xbox One a VCR?

@willw Practically every take I've seen from that camera looks amazing. Still on my wishlist.

Forgot to tell you: I've officially turned into a Cinnabon.

The video of the fertilizer plant explosion in Waco, TX is unreal.  http://goo.gl/VdOfQ 

@lumberjackalope (See previous tweet.)

As usual, @akathemaskedman speaks the truth.  http://goo.gl/aRl2t  @iain_watt @mbrink12 @artsyjessy87 @clintoncoley

I JUST MET THE IRON SHEIK!

Linda McMahon writes Jack Swagger's promos. #RAW

In the 21st century, nobody should be told that they can't marry the person they love for any reason. #marriageequality

I hope I'm not the only one that dies laughing when Fandango gets on the mic. #RAW

@lumberjackalope I should have went with Ted Nugent.