@stoolpresidente @griffcos33 Yeah, like why wouldn't they give us the clearest pics of them right away?

Every day at 11:11 I make a wish that nobody else's wish comes true.

I wanna see Knife Party so bad.

Big ups to the people still using Pirate language on Facebook. Your loyalty to the Pirate culture is unquestioned.

Say what you will, Snow White and the Huntsman looks like an awesome movie.

@mike_alt14 haha thanks man....chicks love meatheads whether they admit it or not

Do you think Storage Wars is heading to Davy Jones' locker?

"I don't wanna talk about it, Mom. I'm goin out with my boys tonight, I'm gonna do boy things." @dommazzetti

@mike_alt14 I've been taking C4 lately. Not quite the energy boost that Jack3d gives, but it lasts longer. Plus I've had less heart attacks.

Am I the only 23 year old straight male who likes Ellen DeGeneres?

Bad hit for everyone who was going to see Avicii.

Have you ever met a cool person from BC? Me neither.

Me: "Uh, Dad, I'm pretty sure only one of those actually happened..."

At FSU it was perfectly acceptable to take 3 scoops of Jack3d to study for a test. I miss college.

I'm disappointed in all you college kids talking about buying books. We saved the internet for a reason.

Hopefully next weekend we'll get Daughtry and Carrot Top.

Well, I made it through 6 hours and 58 minutes of work today without spilling coffee on myself.

When someone Tweets about trying to reach a certain number of followers, I unfollow them just to make it that much more difficult for them.

Rondo is hilarious.

The dude to dudette ratio was a little off last night. Luckily, my tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature guided me to success.