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Nibbling on 36 month old vintage cheddar. It's SO MATURE. I made a dick joke in front of it and it just looked at me.
"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
If YouTube ads have taught me anything it's just how bloody good the first five seconds of your ad needs to be
At what point in a friendship do you sit them down and gently point out the difference between 'your' and 'you're'?
Why don't chickens wear pants? Because its pecker is on its face!
will track you down & hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists"
"If you buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and choose the cover with the actors instead of the original, I swear to fucking god I
What If We Responded to Sexual Assault by Limiting Men’s Freedom Like We Limit Women’s? http://www.wrongingrights.com/2013/01/what-if-we-responded-to-sexual-assault-by-limiting-mens-freedom-like-we-limit-womens.html … (via @jevoislafemme)
A tourist campaign highlighting adult entertainment in Sydney. You could call it NSFW NSW.
Turkey basters. Does anyone actually baste turkeys with them anymore, or are they simply props for bad insemination jokes?