William, it was really nothing down, 0% APR for 12 months @thomaslennon #smithslyricscommercials

Hey @pftompkins, check out what @gleesin made: http://t.co/QRMUbRHu

Every time an artist under 50 dies, I jam a pin into my Dick Cheney voodoo doll.

First two thoughts, as always: 1) I hope no one died; 2) I hope someone brown didn't do this. #bostonmarathon

The original G'N'R worked because Axl was like the torch to the rest of the band's creme brulee. Now he's the torch to a Twinkie.

Exclusive: leaked "facehugger" concept photo from PROMETHEUS #fb http://t.co/Y5WkONJ0

Oh, wow. I didn't know this existed. Judging by the number of views, I bet few do. Thanks, @bradscottsand  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQgc-CXdKQQ …

@bradscottsand @burndontfreeze On a related note: That Owl City guy makes Benjamin Gibbard look like G.G. Allin.

@alejandrobot I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Nate Silver is about to receive 100% of the BJs

@mikecancel I don't have the wherewithal to do that.

Is Greg Majewski on here? I want to give him props cuz this Cormorant article is really good: http://t.co/yJ4PkKp7

Most of groan when we hear about a remastered album, and rightly so. Sometimes, however, it's quite exciting: http://t.co/9Pit1ich

Definitive Lana Del Rey writeup by @sfj. Also, congrats, Ms Del Rey on becoming an utterly durable meme. http://t.co/BlCcDcsa via @newyorker

Tell everyone you know about stopping #SOPA but also tell everyone you know about legally acquiring entertainment. That will help kill it.

New ABA featuring covers of Bjork and The Cure! And it's free. Ch-ch-check it: http://t.co/clvqO8y9

ProKreator #startaMETALbandwithyerdad @grimkim @kyleantivenin

Really stoked we won the War on Christmas.

Hey guys, did you know Donald Trump is TROLLING ROSIE O'DONNELL on Twitter right now?! What do you think @twitter trust and @safety?

Family Guy writer Patrick Meighan's #OccupyLA story: http://t.co/ykQttN5t