The fictional character biography of Kang the Conqueror is nearly impossible to decipher:  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_the_Conqueror …

“Look on my unsolicited advice, ye Mighty, and despair!” Nothing beside remains.

@xeni GIVE UNSOLICITED ADVICE OFTEN AND LOUDLY

This Oldsmobile commercial features a peeping tom breaking into a woman's house. Things just get weirder from there.  http://archive.org/details/InMyMerr1932 …

I have yet to weigh in on the issue.

@marlomeekins that's the owner!

I don't think I'll ever do better than this on Dots.  http://nerdyoctopus.com/a/5ef813a474f06f09ae69 …

@mikerastiello Squiggy ate it all.

@minermikeminer I'll be there when you turn 40.

My 14 year old learned about The Game. Which, of course, means it is so on.

My wife threw a surprise birthday party for me the other night. Friends, family, Fats Waller music, grapefruit cake. The whole schlemiel.

There's a new dance all the young spheroids are doing and it's called the Euler:  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Euler2a.gif …

If you see @johnmartz, give him a big hug. Rest in peace @drawn!

Maybe I’ll try tumblr now.

Playing King of Tokyo. I’m the ape. pic.twitter.com/L2QihvP16B

You can vote for this if you are a wooter or a whooter:  http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/71555/dalexander-the-great …

@marlomeekins 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Anyone can rent a wheelchair at any Disney park, no questions asked. I think that story floating around is baloney.

It is technically possible, and no I will not. pic.twitter.com/FLCUlprxx8

Haile Selassie had a brother named Lowly Selassie.