First SB in 10 years not involving Ben, Brady or Manning. That's kinda crazy.

There are 13 year old Steelers fans who've experienced more good times than 50 year old Jets/Browns/Lions fans.

Steelers don't die, they get chubby and move to Phoenix.

Fuck you RT @kimkardashian: Check out @krisjenner on @qvc's PM Style Show at 7PM EST
tonight!  http://bit.ly/Zt0qer2s 

Bylsma, Tomlin, Dixon & Hurdle all win champs in 2013. Real Mt. Rushmore built next to incline, fat wannabe GMs have to look at it forever

I'll piss on your face RT @realdonaldtrump: Is the Boston killer eligible for Obama Care to bring him back to health?

I'm sorry but every time I've ever seen "USMNT", my brain's tried it's best to believe it stands for US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

On the next episode of Pawn Stars, Warren Sapp tries to sell his bronze bust to pay his electric bill...

I feel bad for that guy in a coma since 2005 who idolizes Joe Paterno and Lance Armstrong.

Imagine the look on Paul Ryan's face right now as he's watching this all unfold. You're welcome.

Fuck you, black licorice.

Everybody in the world has him in custody. CNN still has him cornered in a boat.

The negotiator is Ray Shero.

I've had a boat enough of these corny puns. They're nautical, you guys. Nautical at all.

This commercial is longer than the blackout and halftime combined.

Fuck the Ravens. Okay, I'm done. For real.

Twitter should change it's logo from a bird to a dead horse getting beaten.

Why isn't hitting 3 home runs in one game called a bat trick

If I was on Cash Cab, they'd have to do some serious editing since as soon as the lights/music turned on, I would puke all over myself.

Remember, kids. When times are rough just remind yourself there are people in the world who root for Philadelphia sports teams.