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I've resorted to drinking pear cider again. I hope you're happy.

No, really, I hope you're happy. I'm not, because pear cider sucks.
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mlb_matosTheBoshatammyphinneyblondediva11
Huh. Apparently, you can choke on your own burps. I guess you learn something every day.
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CapsaholicBeccaPianodesirousgoddessRyan_Duncan
Cal won! I'm so happy right now. Burning police cars.
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TheBoshaJezebelTheGreattammyphinneyAndyJukesCaveMaster5000RoxetteMabellon
RT @BettyLies These leprechauns are freaking me out. I think one just called me 'mommy.' #ff
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bmerikalRoxetteMabellon
Wow, Justin Bieber looks just like someone made a boyish clone of Miley Cyrus. I wonder how they got enough of her sperm to clone her.
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paulberlutesheakambrockCaveMaster5000A_N_G_E_L_I_N_ERoxetteMabellon
Just kidding. I'm not really hungover. My Dungeons & Dragons group doesn't really do anything special for St. Patrick's Day.
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Ahm76CaveMaster5000BettyLiesunanythingSassyGirlTNpaulberlutesheaA_N_G_E_L_I_N_ERoxetteMabellon
Happy St. Hangover's Day! Please close the curtains and shut up.
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TheBoshaJezebelTheGreatBettyLiesGPappalardoapricoticaAlter_edchiclet_unanythingA_N_G_E_L_I_N_ERoxetteMabellon
The great thing about seeing the Golden State Warriors play at home is it's like you have whole arena to yourself.
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TheBoshabmerikal
Sometimes a man needs a cookie.
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Spinchangek2bfnotmickhirekambrockmlb_matosDolaniteJ_Ethantalks_in_mathswaibon
Faith and Begorrah!

Irish stripper names are terrible.
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benjaminbretzDavySunshineJezebelTheGreatnavanaxdesirousgoddessRickster_01MoodyPlaylistAdInsanitum
In my family it's traditional to spend the day saying, "There are two deodorants in every bar of Irish Spring" over and over.
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MoodyPlaylistAdInsanitum
Everyone's all excited Dennis Kucinich has decided to vote yes on health care. But I just want to figure out where he keeps his pot of gold.
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TheBoshaCroweJamdesirousgoddessBrain_WashCaveMaster5000Punkrockiepaulberluteshea
Top of the morning to everyone! Because it's St. Patrick's Day, I think I will take an alcoholiday.
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BettyLiesJezebelTheGreatBrain_Washrediscover_mePunkrockiepaulberluteshea
This is ridiculous. These forms are completely census.
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SassyGirlTNbedheadblondeIsJonasCroweJamsha_sugaTheBoshaPunkrockieBettyLiespaulberluteshea
@CaveMaster5000 Great! I'll see if I can send you some of our great local V1agra and C1alis. It's my way of saying thanks.
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CaveMaster5000
Dear new followers,

I already think of each of you as a close personal friend, and hope you will consider lending me money.
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beersudsTheBoshaGPappalardoMissPrissUSASassyGirlTNamuirindesirousgoddessunanythingCaveMaster5000
I guess it's cool Tiger is going to play the Masters. But now it's going to be weird when he's on the green and he gets an erection.
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JezebelTheGreatpaulberlutesheatopnotchtutorCroweJam
Thanks! You're a good man, @sucittaM. I'd still like you to stay away from my mom, though.
@apodixis in reply to sucittaM
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JohnnyChimpo
Now every time I hear Pokerface or Bad Romance on the radio it induces my gaga reflex.
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BettyLiesTheBoshaJezebelTheGreatStillDrewCroweJamjencat9NoPantsOnAngelaHelga
You must be as tall as this sign to be a trending topic.
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