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It's not fair that #Packers Pat Lee has been ejected from the game while Nickelback is allowed to stay, unpunished.
Every time I visit Portland the hardest adjustment is using rotary phones again.
Zero Dark Thirty made me realize the closest to torture I've ever been is watching a reply to a text get typed/deleted/typed over and over.
Every time someone uses their cell phone camera at a show you should scream in their ear: "Yeah! Great shot, bro!"
We can fix this.
The first page of the Washington state driver's ed manual should read, in giant letters: "Too slow is just as dangerous as too fast."
No one in Seattle embodies the joyous holiday spirit as much as the parking lot attendant at House of Hong.
If you’d listened to me a year ago we could’ve had a Friends With Boats app by now, but no. We’re stuck on dry land like a bunch of suckers.
The Head and the Heart must look at The Lumineers' success & wonder: Did I stomp hard enough? Did I choose a historically inaccurate hat?
I could tell someone videoing the entire show w/their phone that they are a terrible garbage person, but it's Seattle, so: mind-bullets.
And so it is in Seattle every spring: the first Utilikilts appear, foretelling of the promise of sundresses several months later.
Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" is a song specifically written for an eating contest montage.
I'm in Portland, where the people here look like at any moment a Spin Doctors-themed flash mob will break out.