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i'm most proud of the fact that i've never used the word selfie, except to say, "the word selfie"
Fashion tip: Hang out with blind people
Kohl's just alerted me that "Tis the season to be fearless and feminine," so I'm taking a few minutes to update my holiday plans
17 People Whom You Would Rather Not Have Retweet You
90s kids remember earlier tonight when dude said I looked 90s
Safe to assume that my unfollowers are responsible for my dog's eye, my father's absence, my missing gallbladder and my one long arm hair.
I saw Hillary Clinton wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.
I like to think that Prince William calls his semen "Kingdom Come".
Dear cryptic friend who sent me coffee this morning. I CANNOT THANK YOU IF I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
lmbo this boy held the door open for the pretty girl in front of me and then let it just slam in my face ¡L0L BOYZ!
When I get depressed I just go to the most dangerous walmart in town then I become a whole new person whose only concern is survival.
I sure own a lot of clothes for someone who refuses to leave the house
I wish I could be the girl who took a break from twitter because she "got happy" or "found love" instead of "had another nervous breakdown."
People who tweet rude things to me also usually retweet a lot of stuff about astrology.
"I said deliver to my door... But it delivered to my heart." - OPENING LINE OF MY AMAZON DRONE ROM COM DO NOT STEAL THIS IT IS MY $$$$$$