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Your pants say yoga. But your ass says couch.
My grandma still has grandpas clothes hanging in her closet. He passed 8 years ago. That. That's the kind of love I want.
How the fuck are you gonna have 2600 followers and only follow 35? GTFO!!!
I should have kept my pants on that time....
I want to hold someones hand and watch buildings explode.
Today is one of those Happy/Sad/I love u/Stab U kinda days
Beauty will only last for a bit but great blow job skills last a lifetime.
Pigtails are for face fucking
My random thoughts are incoherent.
I don't do twitter crushes. I do drunk night stands.
I love my gay dog
Why are old people so surprised when I say "Mame or Sir" I'm not a bitch. Well I am but I'm a polite bitch.
Work hard. Drink harder. Fuck hardest.
It's very hard not to like people
Not sure what I did last night but husband is being really nice today. LOL
"Get a hobby bitch!". I do, it's called Twitter
Sometimes I hate the life I made
Changed my avi just for today. :)
Oohhhh I have extra money. Let me buy some followers. Shit I will never say. Thats fucking vodka money.