They come from Bethlehem, afterall “@daggumroy: Y'alls watchin' this dang Duke game?”

@farmsanctuary RT @1360wchl UNC Students Will Be "Eating Animals" (For Summer Reading Program) http://bit.ly/dY8RKh

@robinmccauley "so many hobos"

@kristinhersh @lucaswj "It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder."

@robdelaney same turd knobs probably also ban interracial couples…oh i'm being silly. only white people can go to proms in Turd Knob. lulz

@jasonmustian Mare Winingham #coolhorsenames

You guy, it's almost Hoodies and Handguns weather!

Most depressing game ever RT @sarahthyre: 6YO: Let's pretend we're religious!

@lucaswj so this isn't seen as an "incitement to riot" or "fighting words" because he is being paid to perform a service?

“@jilljonesmurr: Computer geeks can bite me” CHOMP

I've watched How It's Made so often that I'm having empathy for those robotic arms used in factory automation.

@arenaflowers best. Tweet. Ever.

Santa? “@lucaswj: Can't decide if this guy looks more like tommy lee jones or Kenny Rogers. http://t.co/mxNN3028”

Now I've never been happier. “@perlapell: I've been nursing kittens all weekend and have never been happier. pic.twitter.com/R7FpfbNAbN”

My favorite thing about flashbacks on #TheSimpsons is seeing the length of Marge's fro through the years.

#Gay #SNLFinale

I didn't realize Kayne West was a NIN fan. #SNLFinale Actually I approve of this.

Very good book preview. David Sedaris is doing a book reading in Raleigh on June 7. Be there.  http://instagram.com/p/Yinrv5tFIp/ 

For you pork lovers there's bacon on Thursday.  http://instagram.com/p/YLx03aNFJ_/ 

Ha. So far Ubik reminds me of the movie Brazil because the insertion of technology into daily life is…  http://instagr.am/p/W-L8PINFAj/