Alaska has too few women & too many men. *hint hint* "@darfucius: i am not staying in a city that i don't stand a chance in..."

AWFUL! "@mr2kool80: JEEEZUZ RT @daniboothang: X_x«@cityboicoop Lmao bitch ass nigga RT @joshtheactor: http://t.co/7WIojymu he went ham lol»"

crim law prof: "If you haven't done anything wrong, do NOT RUN." "@alneezy: Trayvon was obviously smart...."I'm not about to run.""

☺ "@darfucius: faccccccttttt RT @uberfacts: Women are more influenced by how a man smells rather than how he looks."

☺ "@lovecrissle: White people still try to get us to admit OJ did it. I ain't admitting shit! But when y'all leave...I be like "OJ did it""

Religions are used by some to manipulate others. Ex:what Mormons say abt Blacks. *starts new religion* @shitsaidincourt: @moriah_xo

SIR. "@itsprincey: I need the MOST niggery of niggers to touch this stage next."

WHAT? "@hoeuaintblasian: DEAD! RT @naomishambles: Fuck your bitch ass illiterate sharecropper typing ass birthday and fuck you too. @tyrese"

Ask Don Lemon. "@angryblkmandc: Why do these folks continue to reveal deep, hurtful events in their lives in order to sell books!?!?"

If u feel like u r an eagle among pigeons, then perhaps u r UNDERperforming wrt ur potential. [A change of associates ALONE won't solve it.]

"No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears." -- The Prestige

I emailed the roommates about their pubic hairs in the bathroom. If the problems continue, there will be confrontation. -_- face to face

Ray Lewis doesn't need deer antlers.  http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130129/the-strange-lab-that-lured-numerous-athletes/?sct=hp_t11_a2&eref=sihp#all … HOW did the Chinese get the deer to New Zealand? I am confused.

Andy Reid better start submitting job applications TONIGHT. #Eagles

At this rate, we won't see 'em in th-- neb'mind. ☹ "@genomoblife: Eagles Im Not Hyped About Em Yet Ill Wait Till Playoffs"

a HUGE green grasshopper has swag surfed on my windshield ALL DAY. He won't let go -- even at 80mph w/windshield wipers on max.

Some dudes LIKE to see hair under the pantyhose.☹ "@reignofapril: Delete your Twitter. RT @keethers @blurbette Hairy women are sexy as ish."

We don't discuss R. Kelly on The Lord's Day. u_u "@thrasherfiasco: Who fucked a goat?"

He married her later. "@angryblkmandc: Didn't Brian McKnight get thrown outta Oakwood College for showing girls how their pussy worked???"

@blueraydre @king @eviljeanyis <-- spinning hilarious hypotheticals about "the weed man" seducing their girlfriends away